Monday, April 5, 2010

Stupid spam (literally)!

Somehow I have been chosen to be the lovely recipient of an advertising email scheme.  Now I get 2 or 3 emails a day from different email addresses (I spam them every time.) 

I don’t know if it was the signing up for coupons, rebates or free samples or maybe filling out surveys.  Imma stop all that from now on.  Some things aren’t worth the hassle. 

But the point of this post is the randomly generated words that are in the body of the email.  If ever there was a true use of the word random, this is it.

Some make me laugh out loud, some just make you tilt your head to the side and make the “whaaaa?” face. 

Here’s a sample of what I’ve been greeted with in my inbox lately.

microscope waif

resplendent creampuff because

YourOldMelodiousnessWithYourMindWithYourselfWithViagraSuperActivePills  (oneword)

finger pilot rhetorical                              and ribbons

mirrors brides   

beyond parking lot

asteroid aboutsomewhat

grand piano behind toothpick because

scythe over


ps.  That last one, I made up.